Tuesday, October 21, 2014

mychemicalbooks:

sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

bitrates:

Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name

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(Source: bitrates)

unclefather:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.


AHHHHHHHhhhhh

unclefather:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

AHHHHHHHhhhhh

(Source: nostalgicpatter)

Monday, October 20, 2014

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

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thank

missgambit:

I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny devito and a lobster

missgambit:

I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny devito and a lobster

i-choose-death-before-decaf:

thestasher:

itsyourdistraction:

witch-boots:

whitehouse:

"I’m always willing to work with anyone, Democrat or Republican, to get things done." —President Obama at NorthwesternU on working with Congress to expand opportunity for more middle-class families

obama just does not give a fuck anymore and it is hilarious

Obama isn’t perfect but congress is a joke.

Everybody blames him for shit when they really need to look at Congress.

I don’t care how you feel about his politics, but you have to admit he’s hilarious.

proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

(Source: spoopytransgirl)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

500 MILES IS THEE ROAD TRIP SONG AND IF YOU DISAGREE 

FIGHT

ME

I D A R E Y O U

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)