Monday, July 28, 2014
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

bewbin:

My cousins back in town he’s 19 likes longs walks on the beach and he single and ready to mingle ladies. But not my grandpa he’s 87 and happily married back off

bewbin:

My cousins back in town he’s 19 likes longs walks on the beach and he single and ready to mingle ladies. But not my grandpa he’s 87 and happily married back off

moreleftthannot:

Wow, imagine that.

moreleftthannot:

Wow, imagine that.

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

plantcuddles:

my motto: treat urself like hot shit even if u actually look like a tired 13 yr old

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean. Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via splitterherzen)

(Source: unusual-entities)

mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo)

holdingontomeg:

An old gem

(Source: fraxtil)

(Source: octoberblood)