Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
- me: Oh what the fuck
- friend: what happened?
- me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
my motto: treat urself like hot shit even if u actually look like a tired 13 yr old
that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway